Thursday, June 19, 2014

Laugh of the Day

In answer to an apartment for rent ad:

Me:  So, before I show you this apartment, as the ad specifies, we need three things:  good credit, work, and rental histories.
Him:  I work.  Renovating houses.
Me: Are you self-employed?
Him:  No, I work for someone.
Me:  OK, then, you'll be able to give me pay stubs...
Him:  I work for cash.
Me:  How about your credit.
Him:  Oh, I have credit.  It's pretty bad.
Me:  I didn't mean any kind of credit.  You need good credit to get through the screening.
Him:  Well, I guess this isn't going to happen.

No, I guess it isn't.

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